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MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? (1996): DTMWaGL #50

May 5, 2023 •

Thanks for threatening me with a good Lifetime

Hello friends! I am about to send the last Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime. I have been writing it for a long time! I had a full time job when I…

May 5, 2023 •

NIGHTMARE PTA MOMS: DTMWaGL #49

Ah shoot, @theroyalkitten is taken on Instagram

Apr 6, 2023 •

HIDER IN MY HOUSE: DTMWaGL #48

It's called "phrogging" and your teen might be doing it right now

Mar 8, 2023 •

DANGEROUS METHODS 2: More Danger More Method

The end..........or is it??

Feb 2, 2023 •

DANGEROUS METHODS: DTMWaGL #47

I sold out and took screenshots for this one

Jan 30, 2023 •

REVENGE DELIVERED: DTMWaGL #46

The dangers of babies growing up to be adults

Dec 29, 2022 •

SLEEPWALKING IN SUBURBIA: DTMWaGL #45

Are you more of a [puffs tensely] or an [exhales darkly]?

Nov 21, 2022 •

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Lifetime

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Lifetime

Breathless Lifetime movie recaps, from a place of spiky love.

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