Don't Threaten Me with a Good Lifetime

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Lifetime

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Don't Threaten Me with a Good Lifetime
Don't Threaten Me with a Good Lifetime
Bonus: Life in a Year

Bonus: Life in a Year

I have made a terrible mistake

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Dec 13, 2020
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So, I think this has been a bad year. I think we can all agree on this. One of the reasons it is a bad year is that there have been too many colossally ill-conceived films for me to watch on New Year’s Eve while I get drunk on French 75s and yell increasingly loudly at my television, as is the sacred tradition in my home. We’ve watched “The Book of Henr…

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