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I write long recaps of Lifetime movies from a place of affection. Do I think the movies are good? No. Do I think the movies have fascinating things to say about the fears, hopes, and sweaty fever dreams of American women? Yes, absolutely. Am I interested in hearing what a cis man thinks about a Lifetime movie? No, never. The recaps are free! People who kick in a little money will be able to read extra bits and bobs, zoomed-out essays, stuff that I couldn’t fit into the full recaps, write-ups of other movies that aren’t quite Lifetime, and probably pictures of my cats. Maybe some other stuff! Time will tell!

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