DEADLY SPA: DTMWaGL #11 My friends, this movie is my heart. DEADLY SPA is my heart and my soul and I love it so much and I’m so happy I get to share it with you. (Content warnings for general violence, and also cult-related emotional abuse.) We start out with a classic Lifetime movie in medias res opening, with a dirtbaggy guy driving down a remote stretch of road. He rudely ends a cell phone conversation with his mom before nearly hitting a young woman who stumbles into the road in front of his car. An interesting thing about this young woman is that she has a longbow and a quiver strapped to her back, but it was 2013, we were all very into Katniss Everdeen. Our noble dirtbag hustles the girl into his car while she tells him that she and her mom need help, and the camera lingers on a little sun and moon tattoo on her arm. Almost immediately though, a van comes up the road and runs the helpful but scummy guy’s car off the road. A man in a suit emerges from the van, smashes the windows of the car, and takes the girl to his van. Then the title screen! It’s DEADLY SPA, babyyyyyyy! (According to IMDb, it’s ZEPHYR SPRINGS actually, but, well, here on the Lifetime Movie Club it’s DEADLY SPA.)
DEADLY SPA: DTMWaGL #11
DEADLY SPA: DTMWaGL #11
DEADLY SPA: DTMWaGL #11
DEADLY SPA: DTMWaGL #11 My friends, this movie is my heart. DEADLY SPA is my heart and my soul and I love it so much and I’m so happy I get to share it with you. (Content warnings for general violence, and also cult-related emotional abuse.) We start out with a classic Lifetime movie in medias res opening, with a dirtbaggy guy driving down a remote stretch of road. He rudely ends a cell phone conversation with his mom before nearly hitting a young woman who stumbles into the road in front of his car. An interesting thing about this young woman is that she has a longbow and a quiver strapped to her back, but it was 2013, we were all very into Katniss Everdeen. Our noble dirtbag hustles the girl into his car while she tells him that she and her mom need help, and the camera lingers on a little sun and moon tattoo on her arm. Almost immediately though, a van comes up the road and runs the helpful but scummy guy’s car off the road. A man in a suit emerges from the van, smashes the windows of the car, and takes the girl to his van. Then the title screen! It’s DEADLY SPA, babyyyyyyy! (According to IMDb, it’s ZEPHYR SPRINGS actually, but, well, here on the Lifetime Movie Club it’s DEADLY SPA.)