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defective dynast's avatar

have you tried """accidentally""" knocking thomas pynchon's groceries out of his hands?

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Amelia's avatar

I haven't, you might be onto something here

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defective dynast's avatar

"amelia bullies thomas pynchon: a love story"

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pine's avatar

she fucking KILLED HIM? and now there are TWO BODIES IN THERE? DECOMPOSING? mods???

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Amelia's avatar

Oh! She actually did call the cops to tell them what happened but it was just like 20 seconds between "she drops him down the shaft" and "she reads her new book to rapturous applause" so I cut it.

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